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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:04 pm
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| Every day in Moscow, same. Man buy newspaper, look front, throw in trash. Newspaper seller ask one day, "Why you do that? Why you not read inside newspaper?" Man respond, "I check obituary" "But obituary not on front page. Is on back page" "Putin obituary be on fro... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:04 pm
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| Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them. |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:04 pm
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What did the Russian billionaire say when checking in at a hotel?
I'd like a room on the first floor, please. |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:03 pm
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| Vladimir Putin Visits a School One Day And he gives a lecture about how great the government is, and how Russia is the best country in the world. At the end of the lecture he invites people to ask questions and one kid stands up and says: “Hello my name is Sasha and I have two questions” Putin: “go ... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:03 pm
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| “Hey, Yuri, did you hear we’re at war with NATO!” “Astounding, Ivan, how are we doing?” “We’ve lost 80,000 men, the storied 1st Guards Tank Army has been wiped out, more than 1,000 of our latest tanks are burned out hulks, we have to get old T62s out of storage to stay in the war, we’ve lost more ge... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:03 pm
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| Putin’s car was racing along a back road, as he was late for a tryst. The car came around a corner and hit a hog in the middle of the road, killing it. He told the chauffeur to stop, saying, ‘That hog was probably the farmers food for this winter. Go up to the farmhouse on the hill and tell him that... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:03 pm
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Q: What's the difference between Putin and Hitler?
A: Hitler knew when to kill himself |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:02 pm
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| Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for his help running the country. Stalin says "Round up and shoot all the democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue." "Why blue?" Putin asks. "Ha!" says Stalin. "I knew you wouldn't ask me ab... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:02 pm
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Vladimir Putin arrives at the airport in Poland and gets in line at the customs desk.
Customs officer: Occupation?
Putin: No, just visiting. |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:02 pm
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| Vladimir Putin was being briefed by one of his top generals. "I've good news and bad news for you this morning, sir." "Let's hear the good news," Putin replied. "Intelligence reports indicate that the latest additions to the Ukranian arsenal are damaged and outdated, and man... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:01 pm
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| A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling “The president is an idiot!“ Police surround him and handcuff him. They say, “It is illegal to insult President Putin” He says “You don’t understand! I mean the Ukrainian president, Zelensky. He is the one I was insulting!“ The police captain says, “You ... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Joke of the Day!!!! |
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:01 pm
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| Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how... |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: 3 military aircraft from Spokane sent to Montana following d |
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2023 3:16 pm
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For once the US air forces says something is a weather balloon and they're right!  |
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Forum: Computer Tech & Internet Topic: AI megathread |
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2023 3:15 pm
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Scape Scape:
Imagine movies without needing human actors! I bet the movie companies can! |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Homosexuality is 'not a crime,' Pope Francis says |
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 11:27 am
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| There is a guy who actually reads his religions' sacred book. Which book is that? Because the Bible says something else. Leviticus 18:22 Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. Leviticus 20:13 If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a ... |
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