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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: the old prospector |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:46 am
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An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young guns... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: who is your real friend? |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:18 am
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WHO IS YOUR REAL FRIEND?
This really works...! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you? |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: The 'Hole' in Lifesavers: |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:48 am
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that is funny ![Drink up [B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif) |
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Forum: Rants & Raves Topic: ANDY rant |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:44 am
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does it really matter if it was a hoax? or was, like 5 years ago?  |
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Forum: Rants & Raves Topic: say it like it is? or should be? |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:40 am
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i posted it more for what it said than who wrote it, i will fix it up for ya ![Drink up [B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif) |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: a womans poem/ a mans poem |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:31 am
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A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls... |
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Forum: Rants & Raves Topic: ANDY rant |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:27 am
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Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black Am... |
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Forum: Rants & Raves Topic: say it like it is? or should be? |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:22 am
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(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 'S policy, 'If ... |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: McGuinty: 'No excuse' for failure to help stranded woman |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:32 am
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beaverfever ,when you go in to get a passport or a driver license photo do they not ask you to take the "shit off your head" hat, sunglasses,etc?? |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: McGuinty: 'No excuse' for failure to help stranded woman |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:52 am
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maybe if she had to take the shit of her head they could have seen who she was easier, we will be paying for this goverment fuck up for a long time.and i just love McGuinty sounding high and mighty, asshole.maybe Suaad should go get a new passport photo. did she try to get into Canada and was turned... |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Mother who suffocated newborn gets 18 months� house arrest |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:44 am
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if you were the father of the baby, and you came home and found that your wife had put a plastic bag over your newborn babys head and killed it, what would you do to the mother? pat her on the back and tell her its fine? thats ok dear, we will try again? NO, your going to kick the shit out of her, a... |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Lockerbie bomber decision not made yet: Scotland |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:36 am
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they are going to let him free so he can be home for Ramadan? WTF he killed 270 people, find a poll, put him against it, and shoot the FUC*ER, let him go? he has cancer? i bet alot of familys are hopeing for a slow, painful, death. The libyans payed a boat load of money, think they will be happy to ... |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Man gives teller his ID before robbing bank |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:09 am
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dumb stick, on two counts |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: A new low for cheating students |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:59 am
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it is the price we pay for TECH. smarter computers and dumber people. no electronic devices allowed in school, period. which is not practical, so how about none untill you hit highschool, there has to be something that can be done, but it will never happen, we are slaves to what we created.  |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Boys may not be to blame for dead moose, police say |
MAC1767 |
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:51 am
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they must have very understanding parents, and the "witnesses" must know the parents, and want to keep quite about it, nothing you can do, unless YOU want to go to jail. |
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