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Forum: Improve Canada! Topic: POLL: Should Canada return to Imperial Measurements. |
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:25 pm
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Replies: 212
Views: 4581
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I prefer metric because I am a natural idiot.
Today I said a miss was as good as 1.609 killometers and every one thought I was a dork.
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Deported mom can't leave baby in Canada |
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:44 pm
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Replies: 22
Views: 665
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| Who knocked her up? It could be me. I had a few beers about a year ago and can't remember a thing one winter night... But having babies here to gain entry into Canada begs the question. Why was the baby conceived in the first place? Citizenship? If a baby is born to two Swiss in a Canadian airliner... |
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Forum: Improve Canada! Topic: Homegrown extremism on rise, wonder who are to blame ? |
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:28 pm
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Replies: 35
Views: 1172
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If you let Islamofascists into the country you get terrorism.
Now us Turks are law abiding pro democratic Muslims. We are the good guys.
If you need more immigrants let me know. I have a few cousins and ex in laws. |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Canada must find a way out of Afghanistan |
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:19 pm
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Replies: 15
Views: 638
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It is UN sanctioned. We love the UN. 
We are part of NATO. 30 odd NATO countries are in Afghanistan.
That is what we are doing there, although maybe 3 or 4 are doing the fighting. |
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Forum: Moral & Religious Issues Topic: Who has actually read Darwin's Origin of Species? |
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:03 pm
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Replies: 83
Views: 1805
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I never read it.
But I did read Burchell's travels in Southern Africa and Vanity Fair.
Does that count? |
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Forum: Canadian Politics Topic: Are You For or Against Separatism in Canada? |
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:59 pm
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Replies: 323
Views: 8112
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Back on topic.
Yes and no.
Depends! |
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Forum: Canadian Politics Topic: Harper insulting Newfoundlanders with ad campaign |
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:55 pm
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Replies: 12
Views: 485
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Rowing, in a dory,
Off the banks of Newfoundland.
Rowing, in a dory,
With a codfish in my hand...
I like that little ditty.
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Sex toys, lingerie show up on government bill |
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:59 pm
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Replies: 7
Views: 307
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| If you are going to screw the taxpayer you need practice. Football players take steroids before practice. Golfers have all kinds of gimmicks for practicing. Every sport has some kind of teaching aid. Surgeons practice on dogs before humans in heart transplants. Honing your skills with sex toys is ch... |
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Forum: Car Forum Topic: car insurance problem |
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:40 pm
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Replies: 8
Views: 502
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There is a wholesale price and a retail price for the car. Make sure they do not pawn off the wholesale price on you.
I would look in the "Buy and Sell" on line and see what your car, model, make and mileage is going for?
Also give the dealer lots a try. |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Brazilian housewife convicted of killing, cooking husband |
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:03 pm
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Replies: 8
Views: 315
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A disturbing article. Every time she climbed or descended the stairs she must have passed her husband.
Well as long as he lasted. |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Woman who set penis on fire jailed for 4 years |
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:54 pm
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Replies: 16
Views: 488
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| Maybe the guy gave her crabs? She googled the fix which was douse with gasoline. Then lit the joint .. I mean lit a joint to survey her handiwork? |
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Forum: General Jibber Jabber Topic: Do Men prefer Blondes? |
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:44 pm
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Replies: 81
Views: 2972
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Barcelona you say?
After I bought two Pickets to Tittsburg! |
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Forum: Canadian Politics Topic: It's Official: Canada can do nothing to stop climate change. |
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:06 pm
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Replies: 177
Views: 4330
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If she really wanted to stop warming those globes she would take off that hot woolen sweater.
I am willing to help. Do my bit. Fan them or rub them down with ice and alcohol to cool them. |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Teen fights three week-long case of the hiccups |
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:48 am
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Replies: 16
Views: 548
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| Recently I saw some pictures of Britney Spears bare bum and my eyes popped out. |
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Forum: Health & Wellness Topic: B.C. child dies of influenza |
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:17 pm
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Replies: 2
Views: 374
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If you want a flu shot you have to buy it at a drugstore and for $15 or $20 a walk in clinic will stab you with it.
A study in the USA has determined that shopping carts at malls carry the most germs. Dirtier than telephones, escalator handrails, ABM machines and public washrooms. |
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