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Strange | 207788 hits | Mar 27 4:28 pm | Posted by: ShepherdsDog
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Fargo, ND - Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for "reckless endangerment" and "illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry" for attacking snow

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  1. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:33 pm
    The neighborhood was treated with quite a show last night as Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow palace that was his front yard. Neighbors to his immediate right and left noticed a bright orange cloud and could hear what they thought was puff the magic dragon spewing mayhem all over hell, which prompted one of them to notify police.

    Fox stated that he was simply fed up with battling the elements and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move four billion tons of white bull shit.

    Police say that Fox surrendered his efforts immediately upon their arrival and that his front yard looked like a hydrogen bomb had gone off. They think he was just happy to be done with snow removal, even if it did mean a trip to jail.

    :lol:

  2. by Regina Gold Member
    Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:42 pm
    I think he found his break in point. :lol:

  3. by avatar Jabberwalker
    Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:01 am
    That's pretty cool. I want one of those.

    Did they have the on sale at Tru Valu last weekend?

  4. by avatar martin14
    Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:52 am
    How can a filthy spammer have 28 posts ? :evil:


    Man, the PC brigade just won't let anyone have any fun anymore. :lol:

  5. by Regina Gold Member
    Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:35 pm
    "martin14" said
    How can a filthy spammer have 28 posts ? :evil:


    Man, the PC brigade just won't let anyone have any fun anymore. :lol:

  6. by Anonymous
    Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:40 pm
    �four billion tons of white bull shit.�

    and it sits in your yard from the third week of October till the third week of April, it's Global Warming don't you know?

  7. by avatar Benn
    Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:33 pm
    First of all as long as no one got hurt I am upset the cops charged him with this. I mean I'd just laugh my ass off, frankly this winter it seems justifiable.

    Second, God Bless America, how many other contries would feel the need to have a charge that would specifically target �illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry� lol

  8. by avatar Jabberwalker
    Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:07 pm
    Second, God Bless America, how many other contries would feel the need to have a charge that would specifically target �illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry� lol


    ... or that you can even get hold of it in the first place.

  9. by avatar Tyler_1
    Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:11 pm
    I am kind of jealous of Mr. Fox cause I bet that was so fun! :lol:

  10. by avatar N_Fiddledog
    Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:47 pm
    Did anybody else immediately think of Al Pacino threatening how if he were the man he was five years ago he'd "take a flame thrower to this place."


  11. by avatar Benn
    Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:07 pm
    Um, ok, got me.

    Check the link then go the main page of the website. :roll:



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