RCMP to launch food delivery service to compete with Uber Eats and DoorDash

Funny | 208743 hits | Dec 14 12:42 pm | Posted by: DrCaleb

Due to budget cuts, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are now offering a food delivery service to supplement their operating costs. The initiative, called RCMP Eats, allows for officers who arenï¿½t currently responding to a call to deliver takeout food to

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by llama66
Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:07 pm
Its about goddamn time the RCMP did something useful.
by DrCaleb
Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:30 pm
Imagine all the tips they could earn? Totally supplement their income.
by llama66
Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:41 pm
It would be supremely stupid to stiff the driver too.
by Freakinoldguy
Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:46 pm
The only drawback I can see is the highway division having issues trying to run down speeders using their uber friendly Toyota Prius's.

They might need a bigger battery?
by raydan
Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:06 pm
I wonder if Shocky could get a job.
by DrCaleb
Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:31 pm
I wouldn't trust him.
by llama66
Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:57 pm
Canadaï¿½s allies do
by Hyack
Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:16 pm
Right, that's all I need, more cops showing up at the front door.......Along with this piece of news is the introduction of a new lane for anxious or new drivers.....

The lane will be created between the fast and slow lane and provide a space for new and nervous drivers. "There is no speed limit in the nerve lane. You're welcome to drive as slow as you want. You're welcome to park," says Holt, who himself identifies as a nervous driver.

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by BartSimpson
Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:28 pm
Will the RCMP deliver marijuana? I ask because they could deliver pot and then about an hour later deliver a bunch of fast food too!
by Tricks
Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:29 pm
"Hyack" said
Right, that's all I need, more cops showing up at the front door.......Along with this piece of news is the introduction of a new lane for anxious or new drivers.....

The lane will be created between the fast and slow lane and provide a space for new and nervous drivers. "There is no speed limit in the nerve lane. You're welcome to drive as slow as you want. You're welcome to park," says Holt, who himself identifies as a nervous driver.

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What in the actual fuck.
by raydan
Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:35 pm
Category: Satire
by herbie
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:06 pm
Test round for RCMP-Tim Hortons contract cancelled when customers discover 30% of TimBits missing....
by Strutz
Sat Dec 15, 2018 11:05 pm
"herbie" said
Test round for RCMP-Tim Hortons contract cancelled when customers discover 30% of TimBits missing....

I remember many years ago a local donut/coffee shop (though not tim's) a couple of friends and I used to go to in the evenings. We always felt safe because there was almost always at least one RCMP cruiser in the parking lot and 2-4 officers in the shop.
by PluggyRug
Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:24 pm
"Strutz" said
Test round for RCMP-Tim Hortons contract cancelled when customers discover 30% of TimBits missing....

I remember many years ago a local donut/coffee shop (though not tim's) a couple of friends and I used to go to in the evenings. We always felt safe because there was almost always at least one RCMP cruiser in the parking lot and 2-4 officers in the shop.

There's a small Timmies nearby that seats about 40 people or 4 cops.

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