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From: drake
Author: Unknown
Added: January 07, 2006
Modified: January 07, 2006
Views: 2926
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Rating: 6.86



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old newfies:

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Two old fellers were talkin one day and decided that before they die they would have one big party. that night they hop on a bus & go to st. Johns, fill their pockets with viagra, and condoms, & have a few too many beer. they then decide to look for a house of ill repute. they knock on the door & the madam answers. 1st ol guy garge says we wants a woman me ducky. so the madam gestures for a lady then whispers in her ear look at these 2 drunk old fools go upstairs and put a couple of rubber dolls in the bed for them. at that the madam led garge & pat to their rooms. next morning the wake up in the hotel and exchange their stories garge says ya know pat i tink dat one i was wit last night was dead wat do ya mean asks pat well say's garge i was on top doin me lovins she never moaned, groaned, smiled, or farted. well says pat i tink mine was a witch. a witch? asks garge yes by i was on top doin me lovins & i tought i would try out me new false teeth so i bit her on the tit & she farted & flew out da window






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Hester 		An oldie, but not too bad. Some punctuation would be nice.
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