-Your pronunciation of "Saskatchewan" is down to 1 syllable: "Skatchw'n"
-You go into a bar and order a Pilsner
-Losing sight of the horizon, for even a few seconds, leaves you with an 'icky' feeling of disorientation for the rest of the day.
-You're confused when cars come equipped with options that would never be needed, such as turn signals and yet, obvious options like trailer hitches and air conditioning, are extras.
-You actually understand, and perhaps can describe in detail, the necessity for geographical correction lines
-You can't understand why those American television networks never settle on a schedule, instead of shifting all their programs back and forth an hour every spring and fall.
-You always know Christmas is near because stores stay open late TWO nights a week rather than one or not at all.
-While cleaning out your teenage son's closet, you're alarmed to discover tucked away in the back a foot-high stack of old "Western Producers".
-You rent off-season storage space for your snowmobile on a week-by-week basis
-You understand, and become quite emotional, when some outsider doesn't know the difference between a farmer and a rancher
-You overhear someone explain how he installed a counter binder on his combine's pulley-driven wheat flattener with a square head hydrostatic coupler, using a universal bushing degreaser, and you can't believe he left only 5 inches of clearance between the kernel rotor and the straw-feed regulator - the idiot!
-Once every 23 years you perform strange ritualistic dances in public places (Riders win Grey Cup).
-Every year you believe this will be the year for the Riders, and are surprised when it isn�t
-You never realized you had a fear of heights until the day you made the mistake of peering down an open well
-Your other vehicle is a Massey.
-When (if) the bank teller asks for some form of identification, you point to the arm patch on your slow-pitch jacket
-You question why they didn't call them the Cypress Mountains
-The local car wash has a sign prohibiting people from using it to wash out manure or animal blood.
-You've required a total of 40 stitches over the years for various lacerations suffered while doing the butterfly at wedding dances.
-You drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off
-Americans give you weird looks because the name of your province and (or) town sounds funny.
-You know that the giant green turtle in Turtleford, is one of a kind
-Every birthday you receive exactly the present you most desperately need: a new curling broom
-You actually have enough ball caps to match every shirt you own, although you still insist on wearing only one so the others don't get dirty, or you wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations
-You think the stock market is a place to buy cattle and hogs
-There's an expired license plate hanging on your living room wall
-There's a road sign from your home town on your living room wall
-Your not yet licensed to drive a passenger vehicle, but you�ve been driving tandem axle trucks and large farm equipment for years.
-You never had to ask were babies come from
-You�ve frozen a part of yourself to something else
-You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil
-You have a refrigerator just for beer
-You still drive a pickup truck from �82 but you trade your snowmobile off every year on a new one
-Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture
-You come back from the dump with more than you took
-Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your hometown
-You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education
-Ethnic diversity in your hometown consists of the Asian family who own the restaurant
-You can expect the smaller businesses in town to be closed for at least a couple days in the fall due to hunting or harvesting.
-You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take
-You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
-You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
-You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard
-You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
-You�ve taken Ukrainian dancing
-You�ve been ice fishing several times, but you always get too drunk to get around to the fishing part.
-Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
-You know if there�s no guys in your class it�s harvest time or hunting season.
-You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house
-You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
-You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields back 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
-You�ve been run off the road by or had a close encounter with farm equipment
-You know what everybody�s vehicle looks like and drive by the bar in the morning to see who was really drunk last night, and then tour around to see who�s parked at someone else�s house.
-You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor�s crops
-You have borrowed gravel from the RM road to fill potholes in your driveway
-Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow
-You have friends and neighbors with rooms, sheds, buildings etc. painted to match their favorite farm machinery brand
-You�ve been to drunk to finish a curling bonspeil
-You have at least as many vehicles as people in your family and own snowmobiles and ATV�s as well
-You have a tattoo featuring your favorite farm machinery brand.
-The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus
-You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial
-Directions to your house includes "turn off the paved road."
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Posted By: Anonymous
hahahaha im from SK...and i can relate to nearly ALL of those...oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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