An american blonde walks into a Canadian library and proceeds to the help desk. Once there, she rings the bell for service and the librarian pops out. "hi, can I like, you know, like, get a chicken salad and a diet coke?". After an akward pause, the librarian replies "um... this is a library...". " Ohhh! sorry" says the blonde. Then she whispers very quietly, "can i have a chicken sandwich and a diet coke?".
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