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From: DMP08
Author: Unknown
Added: March 14, 2005
Modified: March 14, 2005
Views: 15613
Votes: 30
Rating: 8.06



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You Might Be A Canadian...:

I compiled this quick 3 question quiz to see if you are truly a Canadian
If you are doubting if you are Canadian, take this quiz.

1. You like to drink beer when:
a) Watching hockey
b) Challenged to drinking games by friends
c) When the boss is not looking
d) Only on days that end in Y

2. You enjoy hockey:
a) Enough to sleep outide in an edmonton winter for stanley cup tickets
b) ALMOST enough to give up beer...Almost
c) As much to carry a hockey stick in you vehicle, just in case a game of shinney breaks out
d) So much as to hit anyone who says Wayne Gretzky is not Canadian

3. You will back out of going to your own wedding if:
a) You find out at the last minute your husband/wife hates hockey
b) You find out at the last minute your husband/wife hates beer
c) Your wedding is scheduled for game 7 of the Stanley Cup playoffs between 2 Canadian teams.




If you felt the need to circle more than one answer for any or all of the qusetions, you are, in fact Canadian.

DMP






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dgthe3 		Sweet! I AM CANADIAN!
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Anonymous		Great, represent the entirety of Canada's populus as drunken jocks... fwanker. -Rob
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Anonymous		im from the US yet i am half canadian n i h8 the US so GO CANADA! *much luv canada* *mwahz*
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Anonymous		interesting... I'm 100% Canadian and I find hocket boring... heheh. btw i hate beer too. Whats up with that?!?!
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Anonymous		good job and also I think that one comment was from my friend Miranda...
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Anonymous		Canadians are just cowards
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Anonymous
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Anonymous		first off learn to fucking spell! ok its hockey* and i havnt met one Canadian coward..altho i've met many american assholes, I'm Canadian and proud of it.. so drink the beer watch the game and shut the hell up cos we Canucks kick major ass! xo love Katie N.. WOOOOOO
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kat42 		where did u gey the cowards thing and you really have a lot of courage u won't even put your own name on
kat
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GP9 		when one person lives in timiskaming shores and another one calls it t�miscamagne shores
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Anonymous
Cold Edmonton winters are cold D:
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Anonymous		-Rob, your logic is impeccable, when the joke is bashing America it is automatically false to you and when something is slightly bashing Canada you assume it's 100% true, f*ck logic
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