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January 31, 2016
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January 31, 2016
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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal ..... ," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in Toronto , I just assumed you were." says the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack ... " he continues writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jays fan either, the boy says.
"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team, do you root for?�
�I'm a Montreal Canadians fan.�
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little French Fucker from Quebec Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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2 Rdnecks having a beer
Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life!
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3 stupid men
That is hilarious! After hearing what the pilot says... *finger snap over head in valley girl style*
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The New Hockey Player
This is not funny. It is messed up.
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Frickin lolz!
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I wish I could visit Canada.
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