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Category: Canadian Jokes/Canadian Identity Jokes

From: Canadaka
Author: Unknown
Added: March 13, 2005
Modified: March 13, 2005
Views: 19301
Votes: 70
Rating: 4.02

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A newfie calls the RCMP:

A newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"

The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..

"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"


"Did they chop all your firewood?"


"Happy Birthday Buddy!"

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ahahahah! that one's really cute...
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Double reverse gainer off the high board! Loved it so much I sent it on...
Needed a laugh!
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sparkys_girl that's funny :D
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