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From: Old_Fart
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Added: January 05, 2012
Modified: January 05, 2012
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Federal Campaigning in Rural Ontario:

Never Trust A Conservative Politician

A Federal Conservative politician was campaigning in a rural area of Lanark County in Ontario.

Outside a ramshackle house, he saw a young man milking a cow.

He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote.
Just as he was getting started, an old man called from inside the house.
"Luke, get in the house. And who is that guy you're talking to?"

"Says he's a Conservative politician, Pop," Luke said.

"In that case, since they said they never cancel income trust and have fixed election dates, you'd better bring the cow inside with you."

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