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From: Old_Fart
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Added: January 04, 2010
Modified: January 04, 2010
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HARPER SALES TAX & The Prorogue of Parliament:

HST & THE CONSERVATIVES 12 WEEKS FEDERAL CONSERVATIVE TAXPAYERS PAID VACATION..

Come on people we have to try STOP the HST now & if we can not,just remember the federal CONSERVATIVE PARTY OF CANADA in the next election!!!!
[Remember that Canadian colours are red & white & not the red-white & blue.. That`s our Amercian cousins colors, the Federal Conservative Party of Canada, which the Conservative Party Members wear the red-white & blue Olympic Jackets which looks oddly like Conservative jackets.]
Your Federal Conservative Party of Canada used Billions Federal Tax Dollars to cause the increase of Provincal Taxes threw the HST...
[Harper Sales Tax]
Do you know how much more you will pay a month just on your utilities???
Now the Conservative Party of Canada are going to get a 12 week paid
vacation of sorts to go to the 2010 Canadian Olympics by the prorogue of parliament & I`ll bet you the Conserative members will be using tax dollars the fly to Vancouver and likely the cost of the tickets.

I think we are taxed enough now.

This is so true.
I hope you enjoy reading it.

Wait till they Harmonize the PST & GST in British Columbia & Ontario and give them federal tax dollars which Quebec did not get a cent for taking the HST.

Ouch Ouch Ouch


At first I thought this was funny....

Then I realized the awful truth of it.
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Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his a**.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial & Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
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and in

2010 the HST

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.



What in "Hell" happened?

Can you spell 'Conservative Politicians?'

I hope this goes around CANADA at least 100 times!!!!!

YOU can help it get there!!!!

GO AHEAD

Be a CANADIAN !!!!!!!!!!











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Anonymous
Cute poem. Not accurate, but cute. The Canadian Flag is Red & White (same colours as the Liberal party...coincidence?) Adopted by a Liberal Government (coincidence?). Number one "fudged" fact: "Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids"...Over the last 100 years, the Liberals, NOT the Conservatives, have held the reigns of power for almost 69 years. The greatest debts, boondoggling and scandal have been Liberal.
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