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From:	Old_Fart
Author:	Unknown
Added:	February 28, 2009
Modified:	February 28, 2009
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A Canadian Taxpayer in Heaven:

Clocks in Heaven
(Canadian Politics)
A Canadian Taxpayer died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Sir John A. Macdonald`s clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Sir John told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Stephen`s Harper's clock?" asked the man.

"Harper's clock is in Jesus' office. After telling Canadians that there will be no deficit in 2009 during the 2008 election. Jesus now using it as a ceiling fan."

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Posted By: Anonymous	good one I liked it
Posted By: Anonymous	Good one, old Fart. But you forhot about the Cretian clock, It's cooling the rest of heaven.
Posted By: Anonymous	And I'm sure that the McGuinty clock could cool the flames of hell!!

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Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life!
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This is not funny. It is messed up.
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