Main IndexSubmit JokeTop RatedRandom Joke
- A Woman went to her Priest with a problem..... -
Category: Other Jokes
From: jazzman
Author: Unknown
Added: October 30, 2006
Modified: October 30, 2006
Views: 2983
Votes: 0
Rating: 0



Related Links

No Related Links stored for this Joke

Options


Printer Friendly  Printer Friendly

Send to a Friend  Send to a Friend

Submit Modification Request

Share on Facebook

A Woman went to her Priest with a problem.....:

Parrot problems and with religion helping them.
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"






Comments not allowed unless your are logged in. Please Login

There are no comments, please feel free to post one.
Jokes ©

Joke Comments

more jokes �

Commented Pics

whats new »


Canadian T-Shirts

Latest Topics in Canadian Forums

Share on Facebook Submit page to Reddit
CKA About |  Legal |  Advertise |  Sitemap |  Contact   canadian mobile newsMobile