Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street.
They pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.
Red sighed and said, Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.
The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, You dont like getting flowers from your boyfriend?
The redhead said, I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just dont feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.
The blonde says .
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Dont you have a vase?
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