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From: Hyack
Author: Unknown
Added: September 10, 2006
Modified: September 10, 2006
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Kiwi taxidermist:

taxidermist in a bar

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.

The barman says, �You ain�t from around here, are ya?�

The guy says, �No, I�m from Canada.�

The bartender says, �What do you do in Canada?�

The guy says, �I�m a taxidermist.�

The bartender says, �A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?�

�No, a taxidermist doesn�t drive a taxi. I mount animals.�

The bartender grins and yells, �He�s okay boys. He�s one of us

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