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From: IkeaMan
Author: Unknown
Added: May 27, 2006
Modified: May 27, 2006
Views: 10382
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Rating: 6.66

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The Mountie:

A woman went into a bar in Calgary and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet.

The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady.

Why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered, nobody ever paid me for my services before."

"Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots that fit."

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