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From: 1andonly
Author: Unknown
Added: March 22, 2006
Modified: March 22, 2006
Views: 5427
Votes: 170
Rating: 9.88

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A priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St.John's. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for a Lambs Rum and Pepsi, which was brought and placed before him. T
he flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Newfie handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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