The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM.
Apparently it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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