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From: 1andonly
Author: Unknown
Added: March 19, 2006
Modified: March 19, 2006
Views: 3119
Votes: 130
Rating: 9.59



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Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
the next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
the next day I stopped eating red meat.
Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
the next day I stopped drinking.
Yesterday, I read that sex can kill you;
this morning I stopped reading!!!







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Posted By:
kaetz
yes! reading can kill!
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