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From: IkeaMan
Author: Unknown
Added: March 04, 2006
Modified: March 04, 2006
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Now that is Canadian:


Sitting together on a train and travelling through the Canadian
Rockies were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde
in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.









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Posted By:
kaetz
that's an old one, dude!
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