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From: IkeaMan
Author: Unknown
Added: January 29, 2006
Modified: January 29, 2006
Views: 11339
Votes: 28
Rating: 8.03

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The Yank and The Newf:

A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.

The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.

The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he
comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks
up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.

The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, b'y, tell en
dat was a frickin' crowbar from Canadian Tire."

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THAT made me laugh...
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needs a little embellishment (eg make the Japan& Korea references more meaningful,as American swagger) but the punchline is priceless
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