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From: canucker
Author: Unknown
Added: January 15, 2006
Modified: January 15, 2006
Views: 13835
Votes: 32
Rating: 6.65

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Best Short Joke of 2005:


For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

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I pity the ones who think this is the best short joke of 05. It's incredibly weak. x.x
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