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Category: Other Jokes/Redneck Jokes

From:	Hester
Author:	Unknown
Added:	January 10, 2006
Modified:	January 10, 2006
Views:	4316
Votes:	9
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How To Install a Poor-man\\\'s Security System:

How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a REALLY big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of 'Guns and Ammo' magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it - a REALLY big dog dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls - they've just been de-wormed."

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2 Rdnecks having a beer
Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life!
By Anonymous
3 stupid men
That is hilarious! After hearing what the pilot says... *finger snap over head in valley girl style*
By Anonymous
The New Hockey Player
This is not funny. It is messed up.
By Anonymous
Newfie Air Disaster
Frickin lolz!
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God on the 8th day
I wish I could visit Canada.
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