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From: brickman
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Added: December 14, 2005
Modified: December 14, 2005
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A grade 5 teacher asked her class what their parents did for a living. Hands shot up in the air and all the usual answers came out, Policeman, Teacher, Nurse, Fireman. The teacher realized that little Timmy wasn't taking part.
"What do your parents do Timmy?" the teacher asked.
"My mom is dead, and My dad takes off his clothes in a gay-bar. Sometimes when someone gives him enough money, he'll go into the alley and perform sexual favors!" The teacher immediately rushed all the children out for recess except little Timmy.
"Does your father really do all of those things???"
Timmy, embarassed said, "No, he plays for the [color=red]Montreal Canadiennes
and I was too embarassed to say it!"[/color]

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