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From: IkeaMan
Author: Unknown
Added: October 29, 2005
Modified: October 29, 2005
Views: 4122
Votes: 5
Rating: 2.4

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The Last Lay:

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have
a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local
brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, i think my girl
was dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

"A witch, why the hell would you say that? "

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her
a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window! "

Happy Halloween!

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