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From: Canadaka
Author: Unknown
Added: October 03, 2005
Modified: October 03, 2005
Views: 19938
Votes: 105
Rating: 4.79

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Sell it to America:

An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to

The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"

Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Canada."

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omg this is a stupid joke anyway...I guess it just continues to prove how mindless the Americans are. They scramble as hard as they can to come up with a comeback as gay as "We throw our condoms away, recycle them, and melt them into chewing gum!" I mean, c'mon now!
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lol...ha...the person that did this joke just switched the nationalities.
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Duhhhh.....I don't get it.
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dude u got the countrys messed idiot
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old joke i think it was made in france long time ago makin fun of brittan or sumthin?
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Trev as high when he posted this....forgive him, he's from B.C. you know.... *puff* *puff*
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what da f*** you traitor
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I've heard this joke a few times so I think you just got it mixed up. The american in this one should be saying the Canadian's lines and vice versa. I mean, Come on, Americans don't eat croissants.
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i eat them...
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oh god forbid someone crack a canadian joke, you fags might just burst into tears. hahaha

bunch of wimps. walk it off.
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southyr6, u r the biggest jackass ive ever heard talk. god forbid some canadians make fun of america, and all u do is whine...
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Agreed, I haven't seen you in one joke topic that wasn't bitching about the joke. Darn hypocrit.
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Im a Canadian and this is funny :P
And come on here i hear Canadian making fun of americans and vise versa and we do know its not true
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how the hell do i make my name not appear as "anonymous" wtf?
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from the very first sentence it was obvious that this joke was recontrived so it loses a central element of humour
(the identity of which one is the gum-chewer should be your first clue)
however, the concept is truly funny
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Southyr, I see all of u Americans getting all pissed and such and we tell u to cool down u guys go insane, u r a hipicrit
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