Jokes For: 3 stupid men

Paul Martin, Jack Layton, and Stephen Harper were all on a private jet together. Stephen Harper gets an idea. He says:"I'm gonna throw this $100 bill out the window, and make one Canadian really really happy."

Paul Martin doesn't want to be outdone, so he says:"I'll throw these two $50 bills out the window, and make two Canadians really really happy."

Jack Layton decides to go with the flow and says:"I'll throw these 100 loonies out the window, and make 100 Canadians really really happy."

At this point, the pilot comes through the door and says:"If you three don't shut the hell up right now, I'll throw all three of you out the window, and make 32 million Canadians really really happy."

Joke Category: Political Jokes
Joke Author: Felix Macias []
Joke Submitted by: Arctic_Menace []
Joke Submitted on: June 24, 2005
Joke Last Modified: June 24, 2005

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