Jokes For: Newfie fish plant accident
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he
accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in St. John's and when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus it's
2004! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says . (Remember this is a Newfie) "How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??
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Joke Submitted by: spikedriver 
Joke Submitted on: April 29, 2005
Joke Last Modified: April 29, 2005
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