Jokes For: 12 Rejested Canadian Holiday`s

The Top 12 Canadian Public Holiday Ideas rejected by Canadian Parliament.
12-> Lawyers Day
11-> Start of Christmas Season Day
10-> False Labour Day
9-> Make a Move on Your Secretary Day
8-> Hallmark Card Day
7-> Bring Your Handgun to Work Day
6-> Cretienmas or Gomery Inquiry Day
5-> Deadbeat Father's Day
4-> Bad Hair Day
3-> Doris Day (Can be Conservative Gay Day or Stockwell Day Too as voted on by Canunk`s ON This Hour Has 22 Minutes)
2-> St. Hooter's Day
1-> Hash Wednesday

Joke Category: Canadian Identity Jokes
Joke Author: Old Fart []
Joke Submitted by: []
Joke Submitted on: April 29, 2005
Joke Last Modified: April 29, 2005

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