Jokes For: The 3 Doctors

A British doctor says: The medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can remove the brain of a man, put it in another man and make him
get a job in six weeks.

A German doctor says: That is nothing. We can remove the brain of a
person, put it in another one and prepare him for war in four weeks.

An American doctor, not to be surpassed, says: Friends, both of
you are outdated. Recently we identified a man without a brain from Texas
and placed him in the White House. Now we have half the country looking
for a job and the other half preparing for war!

Joke Category: Canada vs USA Jokes
Joke Author: []
Joke Submitted by: dennis_is_canadian [[email protected]]
Joke Submitted on: April 20, 2005
Joke Last Modified: April 20, 2005

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