Jokes For: An American tourist in Northern Ireland

An American tourist in Northern Ireland was walking down a street in Belfast, all of a sudden someone puts a gun to his back and says: "Are you a Catholic or Protestant"

The American thinks "If I say Catholic he'll shoot me because he's a Protestant, but If I say Protestant he'll shoot me because he's a Catholic" thinking about it some more he answers: "I'm Jewish"

The man behind him laughs and says "Praise be to Allah, I'm the luckiest Arab in Ireland"

Joke Category: Political Jokes
Joke Author: []
Joke Submitted by: Ulidian []
Joke Submitted on: April 06, 2005
Joke Last Modified: April 06, 2005

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