The Canadian Center for Disease Control in Winnipeg Manitoba has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.

It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this Canadian sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

You take the first dose in on Family Day, Feb. 21th, 2011 and the second dose sometimes after Minister Flaherty's new budget in March 2011 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all Canadian life as we know it.