Jokes For: Typical Newfie

A Texan walks into a pub in Canada and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Canucks are a bunch of hard drinkers.

"I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Canadian.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately the Newfoundlander tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Canadian the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Canadian replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

Joke Category: Newfie Jokes
Joke Author: []
Joke Submitted by: dino_bobba_renno []
Joke Submitted on: June 15, 2009
Joke Last Modified: June 15, 2009

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