Jokes For: Free Sex With Fill-Up

A gas station in Halifax was trying to increase it's sales. So the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex With Fill-Up."

Soon a Newfie pulls in, fills his tank, and then asks for his free sex.

The gas attendent tells him pick to a number from 1 to 10 if he guesses correctly, he will get his free sex.

The Newfie says, "8, b'y"

The gas attendent says, "You were close, sir, but the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same Newfie, along with his buddy, pulls in for a fill up. Again he asks for his free sex and again the gas attendent gives him the same story and asks him to guess the correct number.

The Newfie says, "4, b'y"

The gas attendent says, "Sorry,it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the Newfie says to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

The buddy replies,"No, b'y, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

Joke Category: Regional Jokes
Joke Author: unknown []
Joke Submitted by: Hyack [biteme@shaw.ca]
Joke Submitted on: September 15, 2006
Joke Last Modified: September 15, 2006

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