Jokes For: Kiwi taxidermist

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.

The barman says, �You ain�t from around here, are ya?�

The guy says, �No, I�m from Canada.�

The bartender says, �What do you do in Canada?�

The guy says, �I�m a taxidermist.�

The bartender says, �A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?�

�No, a taxidermist doesn�t drive a taxi. I mount animals.�

The bartender grins and yells, �He�s okay boys. He�s one of us

Joke Category: International Jokes
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Joke Submitted by: Hyack [send mail]
Joke Submitted on: September 10, 2006
Joke Last Modified: September 10, 2006

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