Jokes For: Kiwi taxidermist

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.

The barman says, You aint from around here, are ya?

The guy says, No, Im from Canada.

The bartender says, What do you do in Canada?

The guy says, Im a taxidermist.

The bartender says, A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?

No, a taxidermist doesnt drive a taxi. I mount animals.

The bartender grins and yells, Hes okay boys. Hes one of us

Joke Category: International Jokes
Joke Author: unknown []
Joke Submitted by: Hyack [send mail]
Joke Submitted on: September 10, 2006
Joke Last Modified: September 10, 2006

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