Jokes For: Top Ten Reasons TV is better than the Internet

10. It doesn�t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to �Melrose Place� and got a �Error 404″ message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV�even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an �Under Construction� sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can�t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don�t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can�t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

Joke Category: Computer Jokes
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Joke Submitted by: Hyack [send mail]
Joke Submitted on: September 10, 2006
Joke Last Modified: September 10, 2006

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