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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM.
Apparently it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Joke Category: Political Jokes
Joke Author: []
Joke Submitted by: 1andonly [[email protected]]
Joke Submitted on: March 19, 2006
Joke Last Modified: March 19, 2006

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