Jokes For: Boat Ride

There is a Cuban, Frenchman, Canadian, and a pakistani standing near a railing on a cruise ship.

The Cuban lights up a Cigar, takes one puff and throws it overboard.
Everyoen asks why. he replies, "oh we have plenty in my country"

The frenchman thinks to himself how to make himself look betetr than the Cuban and opens a very expensive bottle of champagne and takes only one sip adn throws it overboard. Everyone asks why and he replies "oh we have plenty in my country.

The Canadian thinks to himself, and grabs the pakistani throws him over board and when everyone asked why he replied "oh we have plenty in my country"

Joke Category: Canadian Identity Jokes
Joke Author: unknown []
Joke Submitted by: SEBBy []
Joke Submitted on: December 14, 2004
Joke Last Modified: December 14, 2004

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