Jokes For: Chain Letter for Women

This chain letter was started by a woman, like yourself, in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then bundly up your husband/boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your name comes to the top of the list you will recieve 18,877 men... one of whom is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you sent off.

Do not break this chain! One woman did break the chain and got her own horse's ass back. At this writing, a friend of mine already recieved 284 men. They buried her yesterday. The burial was a day late because it took 3 undertakers 31 hours to get the smile off her face and and another full day to get her legs down so the coffin could be closed.

Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move fast!

Joke Category: Gender Jokes
Joke Author: []
Joke Submitted by: Hester [[email protected]]
Joke Submitted on: December 07, 2005
Joke Last Modified: December 07, 2005

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