Jokes For: Canadians in Hell

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isnít it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know, weíre from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. Weíre just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

The devil decides that these two arenít miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Itís awfully hot down here, canít you guys feel it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, weíre from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. Weíre just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we donít get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so weíve just got to have a cook-out when the weatherís THIS nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.

He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I donít understand, when I turn up the heat youíre happy. Now itís freezing cold and youíre still happy. What is wrong with you two???"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, donít you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."

Joke Category: Canadian Jokes
Joke Author: Ms Canada []
Joke Submitted by: Canadaka []
Joke Submitted on: October 03, 2005
Joke Last Modified: October 03, 2005

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