Fauci insists there will be no war because'Russian troops aren't vaccinated'
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Early this morning, right after his weekly call with Nancy Pelosi in which the two exchange stock tips, Dr. Fauci explained his position to reporters:
“We all know I’m in charge of everything in this country. That’s what the science says. And I simply will not allow the President to declare war.”
“Russian troops aren’t vaccinated, at least not with a compound that generates profit for Pfizer or Moderna. So it’s possible Russian soldiers could spread the virus to our triple-vaccinated US troops during hand-to-hand combat. Clearly the risk of Covid infection is the only thing to be concerned about in this situation, so I cannot allow this super-spreader event to take place.”
When asked by a reporter if there were any circumstances under which he would permit the President to go to war, Fauci responded,
“Well there are a few, I suppose. If Putin promised that his troops would be double-masked—I mean, it’s common sense-- then yes, I’d allow the war to take place.”
“And then of course, there’s the unthinkable scenario in which Putin seizes the stockpile of Pfizer and Moderna vaccines that we gave to Ukraine. Then it would be f**king Armageddon.”