Canada Kicks Ass

Canadian Joke
Date: Saturday, May 11 2002
Topic: International News


A Canadian is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:

American: "You Canadians eat the whole bread?"

Canadian: "Of course."

American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to Canada."

Canadian: "Oh Really?"

American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"

Canadian: "Of course."

American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Canada."

Canadian: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Of course we do."

Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms?"

American: "Throw them away of course."

Canadian: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."



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