[ThePolitician]

an e-mail that's been going around

$1:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Saskatchewan.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Saskatchewanian when:

1. "Vacation" means going South past Regina for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back
again.

5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching

6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filledwith
snow.

8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction.

9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce.

10. Down South to you means Regina ...

11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

13. You find 0 degrees "a really nice day."

[ShepherdsDog]

Saskatchewan is so flat that if you look carefully enough into the distance, you can see the back of your head.

[Hester]

ThePolitician ThePolitician:

2. You measure distance in hours.

Do only Sask people do this? I still do it.


Don't forget: Only in Saskatchewan can you visit your grandparents and wave bye-bye for three hours when you leave.

Only in Saskatchewan can you sit on the front porch and watch your dog run away for two days.

[bossdog]

Wait a minute...people actually live in Sask? I thought that was only a myth.

[Hester]

I don't think so. I remember having to turn out the lights when I left.

[bossdog]

You could prob see the glow from Winnipeg and Edmonton after you flipped the switch

[kerfuffled]

Saska-who?

[Jaime_Souviens]

ThePolitician ThePolitician:

5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

What's there to hit?


(And if you roll it, it's just more snow.)

[ThePolitician]

Jaime_Souviens Jaime_Souviens:

ThePolitician ThePolitician:

5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

What's there to hit?


(And if you roll it, it's just more snow.)

and




OUCH!

[figfarmer]

Isn't that another name for the abdominal snow man?

[canadian1971]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Saskatchewan is so flat that if you look carefully enough into the distance, you can see the back of your head.

[Jaime_Souviens]

Damn, now he's going to roll a few and see if he can't do it too.

[Banff]

US state and Canadian province jokes
http://www.ahajokes.com/state_jokes.html

[Banff]

lily lily:

Saskatchewan... where no man can leap to his death.

Saskatchewan... still a favourite of 8 year old map drawers.


I was about 13 when we drove through Saskatchewan, andI still can't figure out why they put that corner in the middle of the Trans Canada.

saskatchewan has the highest point between the rockies and switzerland

[ziggy]

Hester Hester:

ThePolitician ThePolitician:

2. You measure distance in hours.

Do only Sask people do this? I still do it.


Don't forget: Only in Saskatchewan can you visit your grandparents and wave bye-bye for three hours when you leave.

Only in Saskatchewan can you sit on the front porch and watch your dog run away for two days.

How long of a drive is it? Fu*k the kliks and miles.

Saskabush,where no man can leap to his death.